lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach

daisythefan67:

This made me cry

setheverman:

babyanimalgifs:

why is my pencil talking

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

sologatos:

50479

vaguely-pedophilic-swingset:

whatifbilliejoearmstrong:

bceky:

american idiot starts off all yeah lets kick ass but by the end of the album woah where’d all this emotion come from

because every teenager ever acts all badass and rebellious to hide the fact that we’re still scared kids full of feelings and tenderness inside

This text post starts off all kick ass but by the end its like woah where did all this emotion come from

ellajelichoconnor:

the lorde of the rings: case solved

working-class-worm:

a-taller-tale:

arirashkae:

blackness-by-your-side:

oh no, the gov’t tries to ruin lives of our younger generation AGAIN.

source

The rule supposedly gies into effect in 2020

“Under a new plan to prepare them for life after high school, Chicago Public Schools students would have to show an acceptance letter to a university, community college, apprenticeship, trade school, internship, or the armed services.”

So more poor kids will join the military to ensure they get a high school diploma or they’ll be held back. *dystopia instensifies*

You’ve heard of the school to prison pipeline. Meet the school to war pipeline.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

musicinmybloodstream:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know that post about how your bones are always wet, and that post about how you shake because your skeleton is ready to hatch??

Combine them to create the ultimate turn of phrase and start describing things as “as moist as an unhatched skeleton”.

That’s explains a lot of things

Listen, I know I have no room to complain about people saying ominous bullshit, but what could this possibly explain.

unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

fly-sky-high-09:

dazzmazing-dazz:

the-armed-utahn:

saltrat88:

Forgot how to cat?

Glitch in the matrix

Lagging in online games be like.

EHAT SURPRISES ME IS THAT CAT CAN ACTUALLY MOVE AWAY ANY TIME IT WANTS CUZ YOU CAN SEE IT NORMALLY STEP UP TO A PERSON BUT THEN JUST GOES BACK TO DOING A FUNNY WALK, SO I THINK IT’S HAVING FUN!